جهت خرید دیسکوگرافی افراد برتر و مشهور یا جهت خرید بازی های کامپیوتر به این ادرس دنبال و مراجعه کنید
My fellow people
...to pay our final respects to
Hello everybody.
OK. Move over.
This world is a test.
-This is my spot.
-Dude, just move.
-Leave me alone.
Piss off.
You're grown men.
Sir, he's too ambitious for his height.
As if he'll be more blessed
May. God...
-Move back.
-Just move.
...bless us with his heaven.
Hey, look.
You move back.
Just move.
But I am always the bigger man.
Let him be the bigger man.
May God absolve him from all his sins.
This funeral will be over soon.
-Sir, he's threatening me.
I will kick you both out.
Now pray for the deceased.
Pray.
Why don't you pray?
Sir, they're not praying.
My condolences to you.
-Would you like halva?
What kind of halva is this?
What? Let me see.
I won't eat this. Excuse me.
Come on.
What did you make this with?
-With butter.
-I swear, it's butter.
There's no butter in it.
There's no way I'll eat this.
I'm not eating it. Take it away.
I expected better from a housewife like you.
We should have eaten Ismet's halva.
We've come here to eat Ismet's halva
This guy passes away
The man dies only once.
Make a proper halva.
You do it one time.
You're right.
My deceased mother used to make
That much is obvious.
Your mother sculpted
Look at your man boobs.
Your boobs are bigger than
I bet there's moss under them.
We're in a funeral house.
Come on, let's give our condolences
Hurry.
Our condolences.
Ma'am, we are leaving if it's OK.
The visits to funeral houses should be short.
Thank you. God bless you.
God bless all of us.
He was a great man, ma'am.
He always talked about you and his love.
He was very fond of you.
He used to say
Then I would say, "What? What riches?
I wouldn't even pay five bucks for her."
-What the hell are you talking about, Recep?
Let me tell you something, ma'am.
He didn't take care of his body
He drank a lot.
He was having illegitimate children.
Recep, what are you talking about?
We were very close lately.
How come?
How did you see each other?
You see? He tricked her as well.
He was sleeping around
Don't make me open the closet.
He was always sleeping around
Lately he got out of hand.
He wore collars and
He said he was a masochist.
He whipped him several times.
What are you talking about, Recep?
He doesn't know what he is saying.
May he rest in peace.
Is there anything we can do for you?
Thank you, God bless.
He had made an agreement with a group.
Now who will take them
I don't know what to do.
What group is this, ma'am?
A sports group.
-Did you get paid?
-Did you spend it all?
Then...
...we should take them.
If you have the keys and everything...
...then we can take the group
God bless you. I have them.
-Ma'am, where were they supposed to go?
Skopje or something, I'm not sure.
Skopje, OK. I know it.
It's... It's in the middle of Anatolia.
I know it very well.
The one with the chimneys...
-I know it well.
Definitely, yes. I know it.
You shut up. I'll take them.
Don't you worry.
If you have any contact number
...and we'll handle it.
Look at us. We are here
You keep complaining.
-I'll take care of it.
The fatty is giving me an attitude.
He's giving me an attitude
Don't make me hit you in the face.
I'm a man of my word.
Thanks man. Appreciated.
Where is this bus, Akif?
Sir, they must be stuck in the traffic.
But Akif, that's not OK.
Everything has to be punctual.
There it is.
It is but it's late. What time is it?
If I say 14:33, it should be here at 14:33.
They should be here by the minute.
-Are they them?
-They're waiting for us.
Because they are all in tracksuits.
Dude, is everyone
Do you think every group
Tell me the number.
Who is this?
-Hello?
-Hello, yes? Who is this?
Yes, you did call me.
-I'm calling Hakan. Mr. Hakan.
Hold on, let's get out.
I was calling you about the sports group.
I would like to speak with
Are you the gentleman
Yes, that's me.
-With the curly hair, like a clown's?
Then hang up! Why are we on the phone
I'm paying for it. God!
Who the hell are you?
Hello. I am Recep Ivedik.
And this is my right hand man
...and also my back up driver Nurullah.
Say hello to the gentleman.
-Hello, chief.
Chief of what?
-Where's Ismet?
He is on another journey.
-What journey?
He's gone to meet his creator.
-He passed away.
It is none of my business.
I need to know everything.
Akif, what is his nonsense?
Good grief.
Is this a circus?
Two jerks have come here.
Stop right there!
You can't talk to me like that!
You clown! Have some respect.
Don't be so aggressive.
Don't make me lose my temper.
Or else I'll straighten your hair!
-Sir, please calm down.
You can't tell me what to do.
Who the hell are you?
-Please, let's not get tense.
How can I entrust these people to you?
God's sake!
So what if they're national?
I am, too! Since I was 15.
And him, since he was 27.
We wrestled with a lady.
Good for you!
I'll leave you here.
Do you have a driver's license?
Good grief.
What a joke.
Here. Here. See?
I have all kinds of licenses. Here.
A A1, B1, B2, B3, B4,, B7.
Omega-3 M,, T. I even have an S.
What is S? What is T?
S, Skorsky...
...Submarine
OK, come on.
I will charge you extra
I swear. Come on, hurry up.
-Do you know the route?
What's with the questions?
We've even drawn the road map.
I will go through the Konya Plains...
...and after Aksehir
...and when we see the chimney of the fairy
Nevsehir? Aksehir? What?
That's Ürgüp you're talking about.
Skopje Macedonia,, Europe.
-Macedonia?
Why wasn't I told about this, Nurullah?
That's what I've been trying to tell you.
OK, no problem.
Akif, gather everyone.
By the way, when we're back in Istanbul...
...you'll give me an answer for
OK, good boy. Let's go.
Come on.
Salih!
What's going on, Recep?
Give me my passport and everything.
-Where to, Recep?
What's it to you?
Are you the customs officer?
Salih!
-Prepare something for the road.
Give me the microphone.
My dear national brothers and sisters...
...we'll continue our journey
...Malkara, and then Kesan.
We'll leave the country
...and enter the Greek lands.
What nonsense!
I can't believe how joyful I'm today!
I hope nothing bad comes out of it.
I hope it'll be different for us.
Well then.
Take this back.
Are you ready?
Ready for what?
Haven't you prepared the drinks?
-I haven't prepared anything.
Do you expect me to prepare them?
Do you want me to drive or
What kind of an assistant are you?
Come. Come here.
-Come.
Here. Go around my back.
Sir! What are you doing?
I'm still hitting the gas pedal.
-What the hell are you doing?
What are you doing?
-I can't see the road!
I can't get my feet free!
-I can't see the road!
You're making my ass take the wheel.
My ass is driving the bus right now.
There is a semi coming!
Look up! Take the wheel!
OK, don't panic. Don't panic.
Go a little faster.
You're driving like a granny.
Nurullah! Nurullah! Hey!
-Dude, what are you doing?
Dozed off? You are driving the bus!
Idiot. I'll bash your skull in, I swear.
We are doing 55-60.
"55-60" he says.
I'm getting hungry.
-Are you, too?
You never say no to food.
You eat everything you can, Nurullah.
You were told to eat often
...but you eat often
Let me take a look at my calendar.
What's that? Kakader?
Karaambar Truck Driver's Union.
Ka Ka Der.
The only union I'm a member of since 2008.
Wow, it's the first time I've heard this.
Let me see if there is one on the way.
Oh, there is one! Malkara.
In Malkara! God! Malkara!
Yes! In Malkara!
We'll eat the best rice and beans, Nurullah.
I will ask the kids if anyone is hungry.
So kids, are we hungry?
Yes!
Would you like to eat a nice bean meal...
...before we leave our beautiful country?
Yes!
-How about some rice and beans?
No, mister. I won't allow it.
-They say they want to.
...in unknown places.
Guys, I apologize. Forget about the beans.
Boo! Beans! Beans! Beans!
It's not time for the meal, no!
Beans! Beans! Beans!
You can't stand against people's will!
You can't stop them.
They'll eat if they want to eat.
Bravo!
OK, guys. Come on.
Here we go.
Go in kids. Go go,, go. Go in.
Everyone in. Go,, go.
To the big table.
Hello brother.
Hello, welcome.
-Do you have rice and beans?
It's delicious.
But we have a requirement.
-Membership card?
Look at that, looks like
-It's been a year.
What does it say?
3169, Recep Ivedik.
One and only. 69 is my favorite number.
Look, this group is very important.
Do we ever, Recep?
Thank you.
-Hello, chef.
Thank you. Do you have beans
Like always, it's very good.
Let me taste it.
Yes.
I should taste it before the kids.
Hold on.
No. This is definitely not
It's gotten worse
It has very little oil in it.
And it's not even spicy.
We put less oil and spices now...
...because of complaints.
OK good for you,, but...
...we are missing the taste
Put more spice in it.
Pour it in. Dude, pour it all in.
Like this. Done.
Put some more oil. Come on.
Not like that. Don't be afraid.
-Pour it.
It's not much. I know it.
Stir it. Stir it. Mix it up.
Hold on.
No, it's still not
This is nothing like the one
...on the way to Antalya.
Are you talking about
Of course, I am.
-But he added engine oil.
Engine oil, certainly.
-Bring it here. Do you have any engine oil?
Bring it here.
Let's pour it all in.
Beans should have engine oil
Stir it up now. Just like that.
Let it take it all in.
Let it absorb. Like that.
Keep going. Let it absorb it all.
Stir it up, man. Do it.
Keep going. Like that.
OK. Let me taste it.
OK, that's it.
Very good. Give me a plate.
Oh my God!
God, these beans!
This is the best beans I've ever had, kids.
I tasted it myself. Let's give some
...so there is no doubt. Here.
Here you go. Eat it!
How is it?
Do you like it?
Well, it's good. Alright.
-If he says it's good...
Your leader has approved it, kids.
Yes, bring it here.
Leader, have some.
-Here.
-There is no meat in it.
That's lamb.
I don't eat meat.
Here, dear. You eat it.
What would you like then?
I don't eat meat.
-It's cold cuts, not meat.
-It's an internal organ.
Good for you!
OK, dear. Have some.
-I won't eat it.
How could I? It stinks.
I can't eat it.
Bloated or not, so what?
Move to the back seats and fart there.
Come on, girls. Don't lie to me.
-I want avocado.
-Yes, avocado.
-I'm from Ankara.
As if Keçiören and Yenimahalle
I want oatmeal.
Oat is not human food.
I know. I'm a runner, too.
Do you also want sugar cubes
-Would you have some?
OK, whatever.
-Conductor?
National railways? Just because
-Are you eating it or not?
Whatever.
I count my calories.
Count them yourself.
-I can't eat it.
You might as well eat it
What do you think I am?
Garbage?
Excuse me but I'm a European gold medalist.
And I'm Güngören sudoku gold medalist.
-I won't.
-Please.
Look at their attitudes
-Wait in the bus if you please.
-Don't eat it then!
Give them to the those champions.
See, they are already eating!
Devour the beans
-Eat!
Go on, dear. Quickly.
Go on! Hurry up!
Yes, go on.
The bus looks too plain.
It bothers me.
Give that to me. Hand it over.
Nurullah, wait a minute.
Alright.
Alright. It looks perfect.
Let me see.
It's awesome!
It's just perfect for Turkey.
Nurullah, go on.
Keep going.
-It hurts. How about you?
Dude, it's so bad.
It's the worst.
Akif, we're not feeling well.
Mert? Yusuf? Ege?
-Sir? Sir?
-Are we there yet?
...some of the kids are not well.
I told you, Akif!
-You made them eat the filthy food...
So what? Are you going to compete, idiot?
Guys, what's going on there?
Everything! The kids are in too much pain.
-Why?
It doesn't have anything to do with the food.
It was yummy.
Their metabolism is not the same as you pigs!
Your stomach is full of trash already!
Button it! Button it!
How long until we get there?
Calm down, sir.
Step on it! Hurry up!
We need to take them to the Olympic Hospital.
Don't mess with the driver.
Let me tell you something.
-You say so?
You'll see.
It's the air conditioning.
If it were food poisoning
It would affect us, too.
-Not really.
It's the air conditioning.
What the hell are you talking about?
Shame on you!
Watch your mouth!
If any one of these kids can't compete...
...I will make sure you two
What have I done, sir? Tell me.
I was just driving the bus.
Dude, you're such a butt kisser!
-You sold me out right away.
-You talked about Kakader.
I can't believe it.
-Are you the Turkish group?
-What's he situation?
They are in shock
It's because of the air conditioning
That kind of poisoning?
-No, it's not.
How come, Doc?
My grandma would get out of the shower
Then she would throw out from both ends.
It's the air conditioning.
It might be because of that, too.
But it's not the air conditioning.
We have found toxic residues
...because of something they ate.
So what is going to happen now?
The better ones will rest for four days...
...and the others for seven days.
Unfortunately, they can't compete.
Sir! Sir!
Doc, what are you saying?
Get them on their feet. Please.
We've come all this way.
The blame will be on me.
Sir, unfortunately
The only remedy is to rest.
What do you mean you can't do anything?
Get them on their feet.
I'll kiss your toes and
I will clean your belly button
Please! Get these kids on their feet.
Inject something, give them IV.
I have a saying: "Rest rest,, rest."
To rest is the best remedy.
"Rest rest,, rest."
If they're going to heal by themselves
Why the hell they made you a professor?
Like Asimo
"Rest, rest." Idiot.
Entrust me to the Turkish doctors.
Jerk.
You're done for! Done for!
You're done for, damn it!
-God damn you!
What else are you going to do?
-We did?
-What did we do?
The whole team! God damn you!
You animals!
You're stuck on me like a dung on a wall.
These kids had dreams, hopes.
You destroyed their dreams one by one.
God damn you.
Dream killer, hope reaper
Look, that's too much.
There's even more, you moron!
I know what I am going to do.
What are you doing?
Now I'm calling the undersecretary, alright?
Then I'll pronounce you both traitors.
I'll revoke your citizenships.
And I'm withdrawing Turkey from the games.
You're being too harsh
I assume it's because of your panic attack.
-I will.
I am the leader of this group.
I am Recep Ivedik
-I will.
-Especially in these lands.
-Who are you?
-I won't.
You can't give me orders
-This is the last warning, hang up.
-Drop the phone. Hang up.
-Dude, hang up.
I won't.
Sir!
He passed out.
I am sorry.
He's our little brother.
He has hereditary schizophrenia.
We slap him when he goes mad.
This way.
Okay. Tape there, as well.
-Is it tight?
Okay, here.
That was some slap, he's still out.
-You think he's OK?
He'll be just fine.
If he had hit him...
No, Recep. How dare I
Oh, come on.
You see?
I don't know if it's a human arm or not.
It's obviously not.
He would knock the lights out of someone.
-He's coming to.
Akif... Akif, what's going on?
-Who tied me up, Akif?
Nurullah tied you up.
I tied you because Recep told me to.
Nurullah, you are such a coward.
You tied him up because I said so, huh?
So you are off the hook now?
-But you did.
That's the second time.
Akif, call the undersecretary immediately.
Tell him everything.
Don't call anyone.
No undersecretaries.
I won't let anyone withdraw
-Is it clear?
If there's no one, we will compete.
We screwed it up
-We will?
-Why are you surprised?
...with your big bellies and fat asses?
How? You don't even have a license.
Let's say you do.
There's something called registration.
Do you think this is a TV program?
Sir, may I interrupt?
With the new changes to the regulations...
...it's possible to register a new athlete...
-...by 10 o'clock on the first day.
-So we can compete?
I'll kiss you now. Hear?
So what if the registration is open?
We can neither find a team...
-...nor can we license them.
I'm tired of hearing your voice.
-Shut him up.
Akif, don't just stand the--
That's it. I was fed up with his voice.
Look...
...I am the leader of this group
-OK.
-Thank you, sir.
What, Nurullah?
"You go, Recep!" and everything?
You just sold me out
Dude, you're such a power hungry kiss ass.
At least don't do it blatantly.
Now that I have the power
Come on, Recep.
Button it.
Akif, how many people do we need?
We used to have 14 male athletes.
-They're all beat.
Then we can cover it up
How are you going to find them?
I have something in mind.
You stay with him.
-OK.
I'll blame you if anything happens.
Alright.
What's this?
Kakader.
Open the index.
I'll call them one by one
Start from A. Who's at A?
-Adem.
He's the best in all sports
Hello? I'll say what, Adem.
Konya? OK, do a U-turn from there...
...then come to Macedonia.
You ask for the emergency code?
Alright, sure.
The harder I smack
Get it? You have the code now.
You have no choice
Write him down, he's coming.
-Who's next?
Jean Claude Adnan.
Hello? Adnan?
I hope you feel better.
I heard that you stayed
How is it even possible to injure a coccyx?
Adnan, why would you even try to split
Are you an idiot?
Come to Skopje, Macedonia.
Can you? He stayed
He still comes to Macedonia.
-Who's next?
Erdal. Erdal the Aquatic.
When he was six, we would jump
He jumped first.
The turbine slashed his head.
He's been bald since he was six.
He's a little retarded.
Erdal, how are you?
It's Recep Ivedik.
It's perfect for you.
Yes Skopje,, Macedonia.
Write it down, Erdal is coming.
When we were kids, I told him:
...go jump into that pool."
He dove into a ten feet deep empty pool.
He crashed into the bottom of the pool.
There were tile pieces
Deep into his skull.
He lived like that for a few years.
That's right.
Each time he shook his head...
-He is still alive despite everything.
Life goes on.
-Hasan.
Hasan the Runner.
His dad would feed him hot peppers.
He would throw a kick
He would run for two days.
-...Forrest Bond.
Yes, Forrest Bond.
Americans came and shot it here.
Hasan, how is it going?
Where are you?
Unload the truck
Come to Macedonia.
Take the truck.
Thank you very much.
It's the perfect team.
Are there games with jumping involved?
There is high jump and long jump.
Orhan the Jumpy.
Hey, how are you?
Thank you.
I need you here.
The harder I smack
No way! Why on earth would I swear?
It's the emergency code.
I'll report you and they will kick you out.
Turn back and come to Macedonia.
Orhan, before we hang up...
You brain must have broken free
No, it is not a code.
I just felt like saying it.
OK, just hang up.
You can't keep up with me.
Don't assume you can rap
Look at the window, up to the sky;
OK, just hang up. Alright.
How many do we have?
Five.
That's enough.
Now we'll take of their licenses...
...and have them registered in the morning.
Come along.
There's no one coming.
It is 9:15. Don't we have time until 10:00?
-Yes. We don't have much time left.
Look at them! Here!
Come on! That's Karaambar for you!
Easy! Slow down!
-Welcome guys.
What's up, Recep?
I hope everything is OK.
Guys, I called you in here
But let us not talk about it in public.
I will host you somewhere private.
Now you'll ask me
You called us and we are here, Recep.
Just show us whose ass we'll kick.
There is no ass kicking.
We are here to represent
A week? Can you explain further?
Sure. Now, in this sports complex...
...Eurasia Athletic Games will take place.
In short, four youngsters
What does this mean?
The youngsters will represent their countries
Before the Turkish group arrived here...
...they insisted on eating some beans.
They got poisoned.
They're in the hospital now.
So we no longer have a team.
And there was this stupid leader.
He said he would withdraw the team
I know Karaambar Truck Drivers Union.
There are brave, young men
We'll call them over, they will represent us.
I don't know. Was I wrong?
If the motherland is involved
We won't leave you
...our ancestors had ruled
Don't worry, Recep.
-We're here for you.
Now we represent Turkey.
Hello.
We would like to register new athletes.
-New athletes?
Give him the licenses.
Unfortunately, sir.
The deadline has passed.
What do you mean?
-What is he saying, Akif?
Excuse me but you're wrong.
Can you please
Item 1-G, please.
The registrations are open
Now that's interesting.
It might be a new regulation...
...but I still can't help you...
...because it is 10:02.
Don't make me beat you up!
Please, calm down.
Sir, listen. Our male athletes are done for.
We are late due to some medical issues.
We tried to be here by 10:00
Can you please register us?
I can't turn down such a nice attitude.
-I will register you.
Cut it short.
-Recep Ivedik?
You didn't fill in the branch part.
No, I didn't because I'm a multi entrant.
-Multi?
Sure, multi. I will participate as I please.
Any branch I want.
I'll do them all.
-That's how I live my life.
-Come on.
Yes, I am 19.
There was an older sibling.
I was given his ID
-Age is 18.
-And he's 16?
He was a bright boy.
He hit puberty in summer holiday
He had no hair but now look at him.
He had a sweet voice.
-Listen to him. Speak up.
You would tell him to shut up.
Your ages seem not very convincing to me.
Are we supposed to prove our ages to you?
The licenses given by the state
We are here on time, too.
You have to approve it.
Why? I think what you're doing is intentional.
Whenever Turkey comes to Europe
We are familiar with it
Racism happens each time
Are you discriminating against us?
You discriminating
Recep, please.
Let me talk to him.
Sir look,, things like this happen.
For example, you look 50 at most.
Thank you very much.
-You are very polite.
I am approving your registration
Welcome to Eurasia 2016.
Thank you.
I hope everything goes well.
I think things will go well for us but
-How come?
If he catches you alone
-Come on!
Come on, guys.
Come on.
Turkey!
That's it!
-Alright!
OK guys, as your new leader...
...I would like to
Excuse me? Where is our leader?
He is no longer your leader, dear.
As it says right here.
I'm responsible for the team from now on.
What team are you talking about
-It will be a disaster.
What are these noises
Keep silent. Girls.
I am also aware that
So I came up with a solution real quick.
I have brought new guys.
-These are the male athletes.
Excuse me but have you brought them?
Did you ask them
We are done with the past.
-Have you heard him?
Are we going to represent Turkey with them?
Look at them.
We sure are truck drivers, little miss.
I can't believe it!
What's wrong with the way we look?
Aren't we Turkish
When you all were little babies...
...we would do push ups
Also, we will represent Turkey
Mind your own business.
-I don't want to.
Alright, enough! Blah blah blah...
Bunch of blabbermouths.
Are you athletes or bunch of gossipers?
If it were up to your old leader
Would it be better if we ran away?
Huh? I'm calling the shots from now on.
If you don't like it, you had better leave.
-Alright.
Understood or not?
-Understood.
Now I'm leaving the floor
Alright, guys.
I welcome you all.
I'm proud to be a part of you and this--
Come on! Cut the crap!
-Stop kissing ass. Tell them.
Guys...
...tough competition awaits
...Bulgaria Russia,, Romania...
...and Ukraine in this tournament.
Cut to the chase. Be efficient.
How many medals do we need to get?
Let me tell you this, in the first stage...
...we need to win at least 15 gold medals...
...to qualify for the finals.
Hopefully we'll get 15.
-I'm sure you will.
-Let's go grab something to eat.
There will be Cultural Bonding
What is this Cultural Bonding feast thing?
Each team prepares a traditional dish...
...and put up on a little show.
To relax and socialize
-What have we prepared?
You little...
You're telling me this now?
What do you mean "nothing"?
-Alright. Erdal, Hasan!
-Listening.
Something traditional.
Do the whole choreography.
We do.
-Is it electronic mix?
-Something from our culture.
Girls. You're responsible for the food.
-What do you mean by food?
-...something good.
-At least something with olive oil.
-Not even the pastries?
Do you call yourselves Turkish girls?
Proper Turkish girls know how to cook!
What if you were married?
What would you say?
What would you say? Idiot!
As if everything is about sports.
I will take care of the food, too.
-Find me a lamb.
Yes, lamb. The usual kind.
-Where am I supposed to find it?
Assistants don't talk back.
Welcome to Eurasia Cultural Bonding Night!
Our first country, Turkey!
This way.
Hello.
Greetings to everyone.
I salute you all.
I see all sorts of different countries.
There are nine different nations
I'd like to give you
On behalf of Turkey
God willing, we will whoop your asses!
-But...
Sir, please. No taunting.
Sports is for friendship.
Sir, I'm not taunting anyone.
Is there no freedom of speech here?
Alright. Let's see
First of all, we don't like to
We don't like it at all.
When we get our hands on an animal
We make use of every part of it, you see?
Let me begin.
Head of the lamb, you see?
You take the knife and...
...cut its head open as it shakes. Look.
Its head, you see?
And also, its cheeks are full of meat.
Give it a kiss.
Look, do you hear?
-Why?
Lambs are smart.
Move, dear.
Here. Do you see?
-You eat that?
The brain of the animal.
Grass center, hopping center.
Highland center.
-No, thank you.
-I'm full.
-Please, no.
-And our favourite.
-Kokoreç.
Yes, kokoreç.
-What part?
Starts with the intestines, ends in colons.
That's where it ends.
When the animal dies
I take that and put it on a tap.
...the water rushes down all the feces away.
Then it is rolled. See here?
Did you see? It's all rolled up. Look.
It will cook nicely in its own fat.
The fat is stored in it.
-Please...
Just a little bit.
-How is it? Delicious, isn't it?
I see you look a little different.
-I'm going to be sick.
Eating this is so sick!
Alright, if you'll excuse us...
...we've prepared a little dance for you.
Enter Asuk and Masuk!
Give it up for Asuk and Masuk! Turkey!
Yes, give it up again
Such a great preparation
Let me be clear
Wonders? Is this the way
-Is this in our culture?
Is duck with oranges in your culture
Is Christmas turkey in your culture?
Is fajitas in it or veal carpaccio?
Or Halloween pumpkin?
Lamb is in your culture.
-You're right.
Give it up for Greece!
Let's see what these jerks have prepared.
Stop applauding, stop it!
-Welcome.
Yasuri friends!
I'm Niko, from Greece.
I'll introduce the best food
The very best of Greece.
Our first food is moussaka.
-What?
Moussaka he says, aubergine he says.
Our second food. Boreki!
-What?
Boreki, dolmaki. Come on!
And our fourth food, caciki.
That's it, come on!
They've gone too far.
I have to intervene.
No way. Just a second.
There is no such thing, move over.
All the dishes he mentioned are Turkish.
I'm telling you, they're all Turkish food.
Look. Move aside.
Börek. And this is stuffed vine leaves.
You dice cucumbers like this guy into it...
...and add some peppermint in it.
-Don't be like that, they are guests.
...originally from Greek cuisine.
Greek cuisine my ass!
Let me ask you a question.
He hasn't said the name of that one yet.
I'll tell you the name of that
-That's called baklava!
-It's baklavaki.
No sir, not kadayif. It's kadayifi!
-I'll slap this guy so hard...
...he'll see what kadayif is.
They spied on our tables
...and made whatever was on them.
Then they put "i" at the end
-Is this acceptable?
These are all Greek food.
He bets on it!
If you make everything Greek
...then why do you call yourself Greek?
-None of that, please.
-No!
Yes, I insult his identity.
I have to ask you to
Wait a second! I've had enough!
-Are these all Turkish food?
-Turkish food?
Then is sirtaki also a Turkish dance?
These are all Turkish.
-Do not allow this.
But these are all Turkish food.
Let's see if it's Greek
Come on. He is introducing Turkish food.
Look at the dance.
That's not how it is.
What's he doing?
He is wasting them.
God! What's going on?
If that's how it is...
-Give me a plate!
-No such thing.
-They're taunting me!
-Taunting who?
Come on, come on.
Your ancestors, your elders
Turks have always been heroes
Your armies, for so many times...
Halt!
Welcome to Eurasia
Why do you march so slowly?
Do we have to wait for you?
What? What are you saying?
What are you doing!
Let it go. Don't bother.
These people have suffered enough.
I'm trying not to be bothered but...
You don’t supposed to march this slow!
Stop mumbling, I don't understand!
Are you swearing or not?
-I'll tear you into pieces!
Even your walls can't protect you here.
We are Turkish!
We are from Central Asia, too!
You are a bunch of weirdos.
-Is this the shot?
The first country to compete is Bulgaria.
Look at him.
They have nothing to do
Look, see the technique.
-He holds it by his chin...
-18.20.
Panzer is coming.
Germen! German!
What's up? Brother, are you Turkish?
-Was?
-Don't you understand Turkish?
OK, sir. I'm trying to motivate him.
20,15.
And lastly, Turkey.
It's our turn now!
I believe in you.
Respects. Greetings.
Come on, Recep.
Sir, go on.
Tell that guy to move away.
That's farther than the world record.
The world record means nothing to me.
I will break the universe record
Tell him to move away.
Sir, please throw.
I warned you.
-He is not making him move.
God help me.
Pin off!
That's it!
-What do you mean, red flag?
-Invalid?
-It's invalid!
Didn't I warn you?
If the shot gets in contact with
That object is your referee friend!
Shame on you!
How can you?
-Definitely invalid.
I don't care. I don't, I don't!
You're always being unfair to Turkey!
Now, Germany.
This is outrageous! You can't be
Enough! Same thing for years!
I'm sick of this!
They invalidated my record!
-But that was a foul.
I told him I would hit him in the head!
In the third round
Now, watch me.
You invalidated my put last time.
Sir, what are you doing?
I love you, ref.
Let's see you invalidate this.
This put is for you.
Pin off. God help me!
That's it! That's the record!
New world record!
That's it! What's up? Huh?
See that? Eat it!
Lined up like a bunch of idiots.
Get ready!
Ref! I'm sorry. Time out!
Ref, time out.
Didn't I tell you to take the first lane?
Why aren't you doing so?
Sir, the race is about to begin.
Are you pulling a gun on me?
Are you actually pulling a gun on me?
Pull the trigger!
Pull the damn thing! Go on!
Pull the trigger!
Pull the trigger if you call yourself a man!
Come on, Miray! Come on!
-Come on, my girl.
That's it! That's it!
Merve, do you want a ladder just in case?
Go away. I can't deal with you right now!
You damn women.
She did it! Good girl.
-See how he jumps?
As if you are jumping into
Alright. I'm going.
Come here.
-What?
-I jumped.
Dude! Dude! Stop!
What kind of a jump was that?
That's Russia.
15,20.
Come on, come on! Let's go!
Look at her standing.
Like a grizzly bear waiting for
-Look at her might!
16,50. You go girl!
Three four,, throw!
That's it! That's it!
Turkey! Turkey!
Psst! Ukraine!
Careful not to sit on it.
Go on, jump.
-Step it up!
Run, girl!
Like a three-year old purebred!
She is running and running!
We got the gold!
Jump, jump for the motherland!
God help us.
He did it! White flag!
-The gold medal goes to Turkey.
We got the gold!
The sun has set in the first day
We have watched men's long jump.
Turkey wasted their first two attempts
The Greek athlete is next.
Let's see how far he jumps.
A nice jump.
-What did he do?
7,30? Come on!
That's too far.
Please beat his record.
And please don't step on the line.
-I'm begging you.
I've spent my life wearing leather shoes.
My body is rejecting them.
I'll go barefoot. Hold this.
-But...
Take this off, too.
I'll go barefoot.
However you wish
It won't hurt! I was always running around
Even in winter
...we would walk to school with only socks.
There was another school five miles away
I got lost this one time, you see.
There were my footprints in the mud.
A team from America came over
...and displayed it in a museum
Then they realized it was mine.
There was a particle from my sock in it
OK. I just want you to beat that jerk.
I will, I will.
But with my own special technique.
You see? I will plunge forward
...I will do a cannonball
I will gain momentum
...I will bury that
You're done for!
Are you calling me?
Me? Who?
-Yes, it's your turn.
You cross-eyed geezer.
Your right eye says "Get out"
I can't understand what you're saying.
3169, Turkey.
Come on, Recep!
And lastly, Turkey.
Recep Ivedik represents the Turkish team.
-Invalid.
It can't be invalid.
I didn't step on the line.
Well, he did not step on it.
Of course I didn't.
Idiot. He's flagging for everything.
What's the result?
-7,28.
He jumped 730,, right?
-Just add four centimetres. Make it 7,32.
Why not? You can do anything
It's just you and me.
-I can't, sir.
-Get off of me.
-...I'm begging you. Just do it.
How can we? The result is there.
You wash my back and I'll wash yours.
I don't get it.
The Moldavian group is coming soon.
We'll have fun together.
Sir, come to your senses.
Don't you get it, fun with the Moldavians?
-We can't do that. It's 7,28.
-7,37.
He measured 37 first then rolled it back.
-It's 7,28.
God damn you!
-Don't curse.
You gave me silver.
-Recep, are you alright?
-Stop asking if I'm OK, idiot.
-Quickly.
Pull me out.
Will you?
Two silvers, one gold.
Two silvers, one bronze
Two silvers, three bronzes.
Give me this. What more do you want?
Nurullah. Nurullah?
Where is Nurullah?
I'm going to ungag you
-Thank god!
-Shut up. Where is Nurullah?
He got bored and he got out to find...
...a café and have some fresh air.
Then he left me here alone.
-Are there any cafés nearby, Akif?
There is only a sports bar open.
That slimy Nurullah.
...and he goes out to a bar
Tell you what, please untie me.
Your punishment is not over yet.
-But I say please, Mr. Recep.
What was it?
What happened?
You see these here?
-See?
You said we wouldn't get any.
...here, so that you'll come to your senses.
Cling cling,, cling.
We used to have cows.
We used to put bells on them.
They would walk around like that.
Come on, you sit here a little while more.
-You just sit here.
Sit here. Gag him.
What are you doing, Akif?
Like that. OK, beautiful.
-Come on, let's find Nurullah.
Just sit here quietly, alright?
I won't hear a noise.
Not a single noise. You get it?
Hello, guys.
Hello, Recep.
I see you are treating
Nice girls around, right?
-Bon appétit, Nurullah.
-I just got here.
If only you could work less
Get up. Get up!
Athletes don't take alcohol!
You are the Turkish group.
Get out!
You are just like a commander.
Of course.
They need to be controlled
I couldn't say no to such a beautiful lady.
Give me the tray.
Get out of here!
-What are you doing?
You just kicked the guys out
The girl gave it to me herself.
Didn't you see?
-No, Recep. Please.
-We have a game tomorrow.
To today's medals.
Bottoms up. Alright.
That's the stuff.
-What are you laughing at?
Which girls?
-They are laughing at us?
-Then let's go and talk to them.
There's nothing to be shy about.
-Girls, hello.
-Athletes?
Me too. See,, Turkish athlete.
-What's your name?
-Yours?
And this is Akif.
-Tiny assistant.
See, they like you.
Don't let his looks fool you.
Not everything he has is tiny.
Tiny guys are the real deal. Get it?
See, it's time.
Come on, bottoms up.
Na zdrovje. Na zdrovje.
We have a game tomorrow.
Where are you going?
-Why are they leaving?
You're right.
Take the tray.
OK.
I am a little high.
Hey, people!
Are you ready to eat hotdogs?
She says hotdog.
Then it's time for the hotdog rodeo!
This night is all about two things.
And the second is to
Now I want two volunteers.
Me! Take me. Let me be
I see you, come here Greece!
-Who did she pick?
Who wants to challenge Greece?
-Calamity Jane. See here?
The Turk against the Greek.
Let's see the hands!
Me me,, Calamity! See!
Come here, Turkey!
-OK, thanks.
Give it up for Turkey!
Give it up!
The competitors are ready.
Excitement is in the air.
Hello. My name is Niko.
Hello. My name is Recep Ivedik.
I'm coming from Turkey.
And Miss Calamity
...this guy has been
So I'll double my efforts.
It's good that you picked him.
We'll see who's doubling their efforts.
We'll see whose ass will be kicked.
-Damn idiot.
Three two,, one!
Turkey wins!
That's it!
Don't stare at me.
Now it's time for the rodeo.
Niko, would you like to say something?
I used to do rodeo with my family
We used to go to rodeo tours.
He is ambitious.
Looks like they're a cow family.
Now, to the contest!
Hit the music!
I bet he won't be able to ride this thing
Look at him.
Niko has fallen down. Give it up for Niko.
Come here, Niko.
Now it's Recep Ivedik's turn!
-Is this it?
-I thought it would be harder.
It's so easy.
-What's going on?
Dude! Hey!
God! Akif!
-Akif, make it stop!
-It got stuck, I can't.
Akif, I can't hold on.
-Oh, no!
Stop it, stop it!
I'm going to throw up.
Recep, don't!
-I am going to, Akif.
Please don't, Recep.
-Stop it!
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it!
I threw up.
Recep, I cannot believe you!
Recep, wake up!
-Another 15 minutes.
-Come on, Recep.
We don't have five minutes.
-Miss weight lifting?
-What time is it?
Weight lifting has begun at 10:00.
It's one of the most important contests
How did I end up here?
How should I know?
Sir, our athlete is ready.
-How many attempts do we have left?
You have one attempt left in clean and jerk.
-Oh, come on!
We don't have a chance
How come?
-They are still lifting.
They do the snatch first
So what? So what?
Should we cry like babies?
You're already registered.
You have to lift twice the weight
They lift 140 kilos in one attempt!
So you have to lift 300 kilos
-One attempt?
-300 kilos?
Let me think.
I can do it. Register me.
By God, I can. Register me.
Recep, it's against the laws of physics.
-Why don't you understand?
It may be hard but it's not impossible.
You haven't witnessed Recep's true power.
I don't let my mouth write a check
Register me. Don't drive me crazy.
-We have to tell them the weight.
We have to pass 310 kilos.
What? 312,5?
I don't do decimals.
What do you take me for?
Just round it up to 350. 350!
Come on, Recep!
If I can lift 3125,, I might as well lift 350.
Tell them 350.
My great grandfather was from Izmir
-Alright.
Hey! Psst! Ukraine!
Ukraine! What's up?
I'll end you.
I'll take the bar and stick it in you!
What? Come on!
OK, Bulgaria is up.
-What's that?
Ammonia? Why?
-It's stimulating.
It picks him up.
I see.
Clean and jerk, third attempt.
Adem, give me your shoe.
Instead of ammonia.
I'm good to go.
Come on!
Recep, come on.
Don't put it on there.
The clock is ticking. Please!
Come on.
No, I can't.
Not possible. I can't, Akif.
Push it! Push it!
I can't. It's not possible.
God!
-Akif!
My pants are tearing up.
Tearing up for real.
Nobody is looking at your ass.
How unfortunate.
Just in the right position.
-My ass, Akif!
It happens! Come on!
Do it, Recep!
Come on, Recep.
For Turkey.
He did it! That's it!
An incredible record!
Recep Ivedik breaks the world record!
Drop it! Drop it!
Recep, drop it!
Drop it!
Recep?
He's locked in!
Recep!
He fell down! Go!
Recep!
-Give us a hand!
-His hands are locked in!
Gentlemen, 350 is no joke.
When you actually lift it...
...the gravity adds 10 times more weight.
It's such a weight that
Then a great pressure is put on your heart.
Then aorta stops pumping blood.
Then the whole central nervous
My neurons stopped working.
My body blocked itself from all functions.
Then all the fluids were drained from
When they got locked in
Then I must have fallen down
It's getting warm in here.
-I'm not pissing, Recep.
It's getting warmer and warmer.
-I'm upset with you anyway.
You kept drinking
Be thankful that
Idiot! You left your post!
To have some fresh air.
Shut up. Fresh air my ass. Idiot.
-Hey, Recep!
Irina and Natali.
You did the shots
-Yes.
-You want to get in?
Of course there's room for you, dear.
Get out! There are two nice ladies here.
Where is your manners?
You've been sitting
Come on! Leave!
Come in girls, please.
Come in. Alright.
Let's have some fun.
-Did you break a record today?
-Wow, you must be very strong.
I can lift anything.
Girls, what are you doing here?
-Just having a conversation.
Go back to your rooms!
-What's he saying?
-Why did you send them away?
-You'll stay away.
You will ask.
Who do you think you are?
-Bring it on! Do you want to die?
Recep, please!
-Kill me if you dare! Come on!
-I will see you in the ring.
Kill me here if you dare!
There are rules in the ring
Fight me in the streets if you dare!
I will put your eyes out
Who is that jerk?
The Russian boxer Nikolay
-Are we going to fight him tomorrow?
Nikolay, you'll see a whole
The legal side and the illegal side
This is my illegal side, friends.
Akif, come with me.
Come in. Put the bonnet on.
Like the girl in The Ring.
Get well soon.
We'll find the lab.
When I first examined the patient
He asked me what was going on.
You little... Come on.
Come over here.
Hurry up. This is the lab
I'll make wonders in here.
For God's sake
We'll get caught, Recep!
I'll prepare doping for the fight tomorrow.
Will you do doping?
Why would I do it? Why?
Idiot! Do I look like I need doping?
I'll make Nikolay use it.
There is a special recipe
I'll give him that and
What happens if he does doping or not?
It's so hard to talk to an ignorant like you.
It is frustrating when a person
-That hurts.
You ignorant fool.
Listen, we'll give the doping to Russia.
-Who is Russia fighting against?
Let's say Russia wipes the floor
Sure.
-The game is over.
Then we will them the committee
We'll say they have done it.
-Will the test come positive?
-Then Russia will be...
Exactly. Bulgaria will get to the finals.
A beat up and tired Bulgaria.
Then we'll give them
...and become the champions.
This is the most diabolical plan
I wouldn't even dream about it.
If you could
Or Yale or Princeton in America.
Get it? Or in France
Or in Oxford, Cambridge in England.
You could be anywhere. But no.
...I would be unstoppable.
OK, how are we going to do this?
That's the tricky part.
-Delights.
Let's take this tube.
Give me some ostarine.
And the stable factor.
OK, let it stabilize.
See, these are all molecules.
EGF molecules.
This is the real deal.
Neutrons pick it up instantly.
I'll use agonists.
Sulphuric acid.
I don't know what this is, but I think
-Like that.
Shake it up nicely and then...
...a pinch of magnesium sulphate.
-Have some. Here.
-Taste it.
-You can't taste acid!
-No way.
Please, Recep!
Oh my, oh my...
See? It cleans your whole lungs.
All the way into your bronchus.
Veterinarian needle. Even the horses jump
You open this up and pour the stuff in it.
-Beautiful. Look.
Acid won't do you harm.
-It won't do you harm.
Please, Recep!
-See?
Smear it to your face.
It will prevent acnes.
And fill it in this. Here.
Line up the ones I've prepared.
Beautiful. Wrap them in napkins.
Hello there, Dobrovichs.
What? What do you want?
Don't get all riled up.
I understand you're a tough guy...
...but I'm as tough as you
We've come to apologize
We've come with good intentions.
We're neighbours after all.
We almost had a clash yesterday
Why should it be like this?
Let's be friends.
That's why we thought about it
And we searched for ways to make up for it.
And we've brought these.
No thanks. OK,, we're good.
I know we're good but take one
Don't leave me hanging.
Please? Take one.
Should I?
-I don’t know.
Have one.
Davai davai.
Davai davai. Bon appétit.
How about you?
You? None for you, too.
Only for you because you're the boss.
-That's enough, thanks.
It's in our culture to
It's the tradition. Take one.
He keeps insisting.
Yes, it's delicious.
Look.
If you feel a little energetic somehow
Get it? It has a strong effect.
Take care of yourselves.
Well then, see you all later. Bye!
Idiot! Do whatever you want.
Look at this neck.
Welcome to men's boxing matches...
...of Eurasia Youth Athletic Games 2016.
Look over there.
Look at him.
He turned into an animal.
He turned into a killing machine.
Do you think he took something?
What could he take?
That's how rumours start.
He must have taken delights at most.
Maybe Turkish delight.
Now, he will face and destroy Bulgaria.
You'll see how much fun we will have then.
Bulgarian team has withdrawn.
-What?
-Withdrawn?
Bulgarian boxer has withdrawn
How could he?
He was just eating a sandwich
As per the committee ruling
The final between Turkey and Russia
Oh God! How come?
Sir, that's not possible!
That's impossible!
I just got out of a fight.
Committee's decision
You'll be the end of us!
Sir, please don't do this.
-This decision can't be possible.
-Committee has decided.
Are you pitting roosters against each other
How can they decide without asking us?
It should be in the afternoon
-Sir, there is nothing I can do.
-Look at him.
Did you see that?
He means to cut my head off!
Does he look normal?
-He looks like a normal athlete.
We object!
-We want him to be tested right now.
-We can't do it before.
Why would I need him to be tested
Be ready in five minutes.
God. We're screwed.
Hunters have become the prey.
Akif, he's going to devour us.
Why did I even feed him two delights?
He must have overdosed.
The results were different
Athletes, come here.
Ref, you're going to kill us.
Look at him, he's gone mad.
-I want a clean game.
How can a match with him be clean?
Shake hands.
Now you’re mine!
What are you saying?
This is it, I will kill you.
He must be cursing my whole family.
You’re mine!
God help me! He is coming!
He is coming!
Run away, run!
God! Look, your trainer is saying something.
God! His bones turned into steel!
He is as hard as a rock!
-Come on, hurry!
Do you call this a throw?
Recep?
What are you doing?
God, help him!
Say something, I'm scared!
Recep!
Recep?
What is this place?
-You're that bad?
-Doctor! Doctor!
-Grandma? The bowtie suits you.
Grandma.
A doping test will be made
Please, write it down.
Where do I put this? Where?
-What is this?
This is the cup you need to use.
Yes, that's why I filled this up.
I held it in the whole day.
Sir, this is the official procedure.
Oh, please. Take the lid off.
Hold it. Here.
Take the cup and this as well.
Take the extra, take it all.
I have had enough of you people.
What does it say?
The result is negative.
That's it!
-Do you see everything on there?
People say I might have diabetes
-No, sir.
-No.
-No!
-...hepatitis C?
I had a suspicious intercourse
She passed away right after.
I couldn't ask her.
That's why I've been going to
-...for 17 years for penicillin shots.
Just look what will come up in his test.
The machine will go crazy
It's not like hitting someone
You're better than that!
I couldn't even see you!
I couldn't!
I would punch you back if I could see.
I couldn't see you.
You'll see what's up now.
You'll see.
The result is positive.
Yes, positive! He did doping!
That’s not true, I didn’t use it!
-I didn’t!
He did doping!
It's not possible.
Of course you did, idiot!
Mine came out negative
The test shows that the Russian athlete
The Russian athlete has been disqualified.
The Turkish athlete wins the gold medal.
Thank you, sir. Thanks.
He tricked me!
What's up Nikolay?
Hey! Stop it! Stop!
We've got the medal. Stop!
-The medal is ours. Come here.
I couldn't see anything
Then he punched me.
That was a harsh one.
Recep? I see you got a medal.
I got it alright but why did you
He has been crying nonstop
I pitied him
I took him outside for some fresh air.
-Did I do something wrong?
You don't take a prisoner outside like this.
-What if he screams?
-Zip it!
-Look, I've set something up.
That's right.
...and connected
Look, I've even put a button here.
I press it when he starts screaming.
You want to see it?
Stop! Don't press it! Please!
So it's connected to the brain?
-That's right.
-Alright then.
-Button it!
Button it!
You don't seem alright.
-What is rehabilitation?
-Don't take me places that I don't know.
In here.
-What is this place?
...athletes come to heal faster.
This looks like a funny place.
You won't. Everybody uses this place.
Come here
-What is this?
When the oxygen level increases in your blood
-So?
-You need to get into this.
Let me tell you something.
-There's no way I'm getting in this.
-You'll be fine.
There are hundreds of gadgets here.
I'm here for you.
-Promise me.
-Sure?
-Hold my medal.
-Keep it safe.
Open it.
-You'll open it when I say so.
-No, no. Open it!
-No, open it!
-I'm not feeling well.
I'm getting claustrophobic.
It's locked!
-That's oxygen.
-Yes, it will make you feel better.
It will speed up your recovery.
-It feels perfect.
-It's great.
-This is nice.
-Wait a little more, relax.
Excellent.
I would stay in this for years.
-It's the perfect place.
-I feel like laughing.
-No, don't. It's OK.
Let me stay just a little longer.
OK Recep,, that's enough.
-Now, to the cold chamber.
...but I would even go clubbing with you.
We can't, we have a match. Come on.
I'm as high as a kite.
You kept saying cold chamber
Yes, this is it.
I see, it feels cold alright.
Exactly. Now, you go in there
It will stimulate your muscles.
Then the body recovers and
-Exactly. You'll feel great.
-You'll wait here for me?
-Don't.
You put me in there
No way.
Do you want the team to be
-Aren't you the leader's assistant?
I am putting you in charge temporarily.
You will lead the team
You set the machine up and leave.
-Alright, then. See you.
-Alright.
-I am cold already.
It feels cold.
Don't let it get out.
God, it really is cold.
I swear, I am starting to feel it.
This idiot has said 45 minutes.
God. I feel it in my feet already.
What? The power is off.
God! Is the door locked?
Who's closing the curtains.
Akif, is that you?
He looked like the Russian.
They locked me in here!
Is this a joke! Hey! Dude!
It's locked alright!
Are you trying to drive me crazy?
Now I'm feeling claustrophobic, as well.
I really am not feeling well.
Can I help you?
Hello. I wanted to use it
What does it say here?
-Maybe next time.
Recep?
Are you ready for the big day?
I didn't want to risk it
Where is this guy?
Guys, has anyone seen Recep?
No. We last saw him yesterday afternoon.
-Did something happen to Recep?
I wanted to be safe
You were with him last, weren't you?
Yes, I put him into the cold
He was supposed to get out in 45 minutes.
And you just left?
Take us to the place
Excuse me! Can you help us?
How may I help you?
A friend of ours used this facility yesterday.
He was here at 20:00.
There's no way anybody is in there.
-Can you open it? I want to check it out.
Recep! Recep!
I'm literally freezing my ass off.
My ass off.
Orhan, quickly!
-Slowly, Orhan.
-Hold him.
-Oh, Recep.
Spin me!
I'm melting, guys.
How are you? Better?
Much better but my ass is on fire.
Spin me!
Who did this to you?
I couldn't exactly see
I saw the Russian tracksuit
If you want, let's gather
God. My ass is on fire!
Haven't I told you to keep me spinning.
Of course we will gather them up, you idiot!
But first, we need to wrestle.
Keep spinning, come on!
Should have put me up like doner
My feet are still frozen.
No that would burn your feet.
My ass is on fire!
Can't you do multitasking?
Can't you keep spinning
Steady!
-Would you like me to pour it now?
Hey, hey! What are you doing?
Getting oiled up.
There is no oil in this competition.
It's freestyle wrestling, not oil wrestling.
He knows the rules better.
But let me be clear.
Those are my inspiration.
OK, then. Keep them.
Come on, guys. Make some noise!
Good luck. Romania, isn't it?
We love Romanians.
You have Tarik Mengüç and Kibariye.
Late Adnan Senses...
Love them.
There won't be any illegal moves.
-Understood.
To your starting positions.
Got it?
Go, Recep!
-What are you doing?
You grab him by the neck like this
-It's a move in wrestling.
-What are you doing?
-There is no such move.
-No!
There is no such move.
How am I going to grip him
Do it another way.
He's all round and curvy.
Either by his ass or...
Foul red. One point to blue.
-Again?
-Take the bottom position.
Kneel down.
-Like this?
Blue, top position.
No way! Hold on!
You told me to kneel down and put my hands down
But it's different
I am in my national jersey.
You're making me bend over
That's the rule. Please.
He's like an English Bulldog
How am I supposed to turn my back?
Sir! Please follow the rules!
Do you want us to get a room?
Everyone would be happy then.
-Please take your position.
I'm doing this for my country.
Ref...
Out! Neutral position!
Go, Recep!
I won!
-What are you doing?
-He's not your opponent.
-He's the Bulgarian athlete.
Go back to your own side. Go!
Come on!
Look at him! He's making himself pinned
I pin everyone I see.
-Blue, why did you leave the mat?
Get out if you're that scared!
Say you're a little girl and can't compete
Who is going to save you
I'll choke you. Just wait.
Dude!
I am going to puke.
What's that smell?
He stepped on the mat with a dirty ass.
Athletes are supposed to be clean.
Did he poop in his pants or what?
-That's it!
That's it! Yeah!
That's not fair!
I can't see anything with this on my head.
And you tied us with a rope.
I can't escape.
God damn this sport!
Strokes! Like this!
They're closing in. Touch it!
That's it! We've won!
High five.
High five! You got me all wet.
Come on, girl! You go! Come on!
Devour that German girl! Come on!
Shut up! Just shut it!
You'll make me lose.
Alright. Get up, get up.
That's OK.
Throw her down.
That's it! Well done, girl!
Yes!
Cheer for her!
-Oh my!
-Come on, tiger!
Just jump like you're jumping into a dam lake.
-OK, I will.
With your hip, with your shoulders.
Come on! Show me what you got!
He did it! He did it very well!
Dear friends, we've gathered here
For God's sake!
Let me tell you.
-Russia.
Russian roulette.
...I will reveal that slimy bastard...
...who locked me in that cold chamber.
Go ahead! Spin it!
Let's see who the lucky one is.
Recep, please.
Shut up! Don't drive me mad!
Nikolay.
Let me smack you once before the questions.
-OK, it was me.
-Yes, it was.
Why lock a man in a cold chamber, Nikolay?
We've found the culprit!
I see it now.
OK guys,, you take Nikolay...
...and bring him to the poolside
Guys, now I will punish Nikolay.
Let me go!
We will.
We'll let you go alright.
-Let's go.
One...
...two...
...three!
What's up, Nikolay?
Have you felt your back burn?
High five. Come on.
Welcome to the Eurasia Youth
It is the men's 4x200 finals.
Hello.
Huddle up.
Guys, it's the last day of the tournament.
It's the last game.
We've overcome so many things.
Remember all the turning points
We've stuck together with our heads high.
Look, the kids are behind us.
Bright kids. All national athletes.
They all have dreams.
We'll compete for them
And you know what we will do?
We will win this race
...with our sweat and blood!
-Where are you from?
-You?
-Sen?
And I'm from Kars.
From which country are these cities?
From Turkey! What are we?
Then what do we do?
We win!
-What do we do?
Here, here.
Turkey!
Come on!
Come on, Orhan. Get ready!
Run like the wind!
Come on, Hasan. Come on!
Take that. Run, Orhan!
Sprint, Orhan! Like that!
Pick it up! You can do this!
God, I'm begging you.
Go go, go! Run, tiger,, run!
Go Orhan! Go,, Orhan!
Adem, take it. Run! Nice!
Very nice. That's my boy. Run!
Step on it! Go on, run!
Come my boy! Hurry,, Adem!
Here my boy! Run, Adem,, run!
Run! Run!
-Give it here!
-Dude!
-Pass it over, pass it over!
To my hand, to my hand.
Not to my ass!
-They finished together!
-I definitely won!
-Yes, Recep!
You've won!
There, there!
The winner is Turkey!
God! This is it!
This is it! Turkey wins!
We've done it!
It's time to cheer now!
-Red!
-Champion!
One two,, three!
Turkey! Turkey!
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